Survival of the Thickest

A Dark and Scary Place

Survival of the Thickest


(A Humorous Novel)

Have you ever had one of those days?

Well, Richard ‘Red’ Head has had one of those weeks… and it shows no signs of letting up.

If only he hadn’t let his curiosity get the better of him and set off to investigate an insistent pulsating green light emanating from the woods behind his cottage, he wouldn’t have lost five years of his life in one night, been exploited on live TV by his ex-wife, metamorphosed into a rampaging monster, and dragged from pillar to post by a mysterious and annoying old crone who knows significantly more than she lets on.

What’s more, he might have avoided being pursued by a bizarre government agency based beneath the streets of Sidcup, side-stepped an encounter with yellow, bell-shaped creatures, a world-wide dimensional breakdown, and getting trapped in a calendar. And that’s only half of it.

It seems some days you just can’t help making the wrong choice…